May

13

Senior Wisdom: Sean Udell

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Name, school: Sean Udell, Columbia College

Claim to fame: I’ve had the privilege of leading the only two student groups that are allowed to store alcohol in the Lerner Party Space refrigerators. Dumping perfectly good beer and wine down the drain is just too damn sad.

Where are you going? Denver, CO, where I’ll be a special educator at West Denver Prep Charter via Teach For America

Three things you learned at Columbia:

1. Everything in life is either a social construct or heteronormative. Or both.

2. The “vast right-wing conspiracy” exists and takes no prisoners, and the New York Post is the likely base camp of said conspiracy.

3. Being skeptical and having a happy demeanor are not mutually exclusive.

“Back in my day…” Bwog was delightfully ruthless and, as a result, interesting.

Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Four Teas on Fore Tee

Is the War on Fun over? Who won? Any war stories? See above. Twenty Eleven, without a doubt, won. <3 CU 2011.

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese? Cheese.

Advice for the class of 2015: No matter what “it” is, IT will always get done. Remind yourself of that often, and go have fun.

Any regrets? Of course!

 

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26 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    reminds me of this guys dressed as a bee playing the xylophone on Letterman
    http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=nmPt9J31h2pbYWb16x9FyyoxK9hA7gfb&nrd=1

  2. blue eyes

    totally a social construct.

  3. Anonymous

    She sounds so SWEET!! I only wish I got to know her.

  4. werd  

    Now, the only thing that is ruthless about Bwog is the commenters.

  5. hottie  

    I'd bang him

  6. Wow  

    "The “vast right-wing conspiracy” exists and takes no prisoners."

    Wow, has this kid ever listened to a single comedian make jokes, heard any Hollywood actor/director speak, or listened to the lyrics of any album released in the past decade? I don't hear too many "let's all be economically accountable and save taxpayers billions!" in any Kanye songs. It's amazing to me that people actually say these things and aren't ridiculed.

  7. nice tits

    can i suck on them

  8. woopwoop

    One of my favorites for its quick simplistic wit. Some biddies be trying too hard.

  9. Ahh Sean  

    You are just the best. This was wonderful.

  10. This

    is really heteronomative.

  11. thanks

    for answering cheese

  12. Anonymous  

    Well done, Mr. Udell. Well done.

  13. Anonymous  

    No kidding! I can't believe how often seniors elect to gobble on some cheese for the rest of their lives. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of cheese, too. A big one. But some of you all need to get out more and share your bodies with someone who gets you hot. I mean, if you haven't found someone who has proved to you that oral sex as among the highest pleasures in life, well, then you aren't living life to it's fullest!

  14. Anonymous

    i think he should have answered cheese. oral sex is such heteronormative social construct!

  15. Anonymous  

    wow literally no advise or wisdom....a little more thought would've been appreciated

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