24 CommentsBwog’s Data Structures Expert Brian Wagner put together these flow charts for your delectation. He basically figured out whether or not you are going to fail your classes. Finals may or may not be over, but either way, don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched!
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@Anonymous LOL. The Anthro one is golden. So true. Laughed out loud on multiple occasions.
@Anonymous BWOG! MORE SENIOR WISDOM!!!
@SEAS What did you use to make the flow chart? Need to model some stuff…
@Anonymous Use graphviz.
@yo Brian Wagner, you are the funniest. Write more stuff
@Math Major If you spelled “ascot” incorrectly, as it is spelled in the English/Language flowchart, then you should get an automatic fail.
Ironic, isn’t it?
Also, I haven’t touched a calculator for a math class in years. This is not due to any particular prowess in arithmetic, simply that all my numbers got replaced by Greek letters (except maybe 0 and 1).
@Sigh 1. You’re way behind the times. Ascots went out of fashion years ago. All the cool kids wear ascotts now.
2. Despite your attempt at using it, do you actually understand irony? No one past like Gen Chem uses a calculator on a test, and I’m pretty sure Bwog knows that.
@Another Math Major It’s been my impression that SEAS kids never really stop using calculators…
@Huh? what? Engineers don’t get to use calculators in math courses either. However in engineering courses, when you need numbers and not just variables, they get them.
@Anonymous I really appreciate the sarcastic comments about Marxism and anti-Imperialism in the “Other” flow chart. Thanks for that. (…To be perfectly clear this comment is not sarcastic.)
@Anonymous uh do you know what data structures ACTUALLY ARE. (excuse my finals angst, thanks.)
@Claire It’s a joke. Don’t worry.
@ryan i actually heard brian speak at length about how a flow chart was not a data structure when he was asked to make this
@Arguable You could argue that flowcharts are directed acyclic graphs with options as edge weights. Acyclic except for the cs exams…
@Anonymous snark -> over-analysis -> counter-over-analysis -> counter-over-analysis-counter-snark
COLUMBIAAAAAA
@this is genius. thanks for the laugh!
@Anonymous Interesting, but this makes no sense for many math classes! Why would having a calculator affect your score on an analysis or algebra final!?
@LOL love the exit strategy (or lack thereof)
@Anonymous Hahaha infinite loop. Clever.
@Seriously The best Senior Wisdom yet!
…oh. My bad.
@Anonymous Why do assorted humanities majors have to go to Campo?
@SEAS'13 I love Brian Wagner
@As an econ major wholeheartedly agree
@quick poll raise your hand if you’re NOT done with finals