15 CommentsLove is in the air! Just look around you—sometimes you have to squint a little, but there’s magic in the minutiae.
Awww
On 116th and Broadway:
Girl: So do you love me or not?
Guy: Right now I just have to take a massive dump.
Coming out of a girls’ bathroom:
Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
Girl: What? Wings?
Guy: Yes…
Thinkin’ about the future:
Girl: I could see myself getting married there. Butler is just so beautiful!
Guy [nodding head in agreement]: Yeah, definitely.
Unorthodox pick-up lines:
Guy: “I like your sandals”
Girl: “Thanks!”
Guy: “You look Native American.”
Girl: “…Thanks?”
Goofy flirtation via Wikimedia
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@Awww! OTTERS!
@Why are these kinda sexist?
@Because smart girls speak softly
@Anonymous Pretty sure that was Rajib Mitra and his girlfriend
@Anonymous The first quote that is
@Anonymous wait, he hasa gf? bummer
@Love I love these overheards!! Keep em coming bwog!
@who the f wants to get married at a library? butler is not beautiful.
@Anonymous STOP WHINING YOU GO HERE.
@Ben “Guy: I don’t understand what they’re for.
Girl: What? Wings?
Guy: Yes…”
Actually, could we get some confirmation on that one?
I’ve never quite figured it out either. Is it a side flow thing? Do I even want to know?
@Girl holds pad in place
@yup also helps if the pad is a bit off center.
@GOSH Aren’t feminine hygiene products nifty?
@Ben Uh. Well, I did ask.
Still, in the immortal words of Mr. Garrison “Frankly, Wendy, I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
@travesty I’ve met girls before who’ve completely dissed wings on pads. MY UNDERWEAR COULD NOT SURVIVE WITHOUT THEM.