Inclement Weather Update #5 has just been released, and the whole city is abuzz!

Here’s what Student Affairs has to say to a presumably rather confused Class of 2015 this morning: don’t bother coming to college until the hurricane ends. The NSOP schedule hasn’t even been released yet (so when are we going to find out what Taking Root, Branching Out actually means?!) and NSOP week seems pretty up in the air at this point. The update says that international students, athletes, and COOP and CUE freshmen will all be safely back on campus by the time the hurricane hits Sunday morning.

Read  the full update here.

We’re enjoying the image of 1,500 eager freshpeople taking a water taxi to Governor’s Island in a Category 3 hurricane for their big NSOP night out .

Ladies and gentlemen, your new NSOP theme: The Day After Tomorrow.