Sep

16

9 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    That is a paraphrase of one of my tweets. GIVE ME CREDIT, DAMMIT. --MyLifeisBarnard

  2. embarrassing

    why do you need to pretend that boys are over?

  3. Anonymous

    Logically shouldn't she be spraying it on herself? Or in for maximum lie efficiency.

    I know that when I want people to think that I'm swimming in it, I direct the Apricot/Vanilla bodymist right up my c*ckhole.

  4. Anonymous

    Dude, where's the roach?

  5. Anonymous

    The roaches were left over from freshman biology vivisection when the centipede wasn't hungry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9MWWcpitaw). The lab TA promised to sic the centipede on us if we misbehaved.

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