Written by Bwog Staff
Several tipsters have noticed Facilities personnel knee-deep in a series of mysterious earthworks on South Field. Bwog is ridden with more questions than it can answer. Could these pipes be water related? Poop-bearing? Electrical or steam conducting? The Core doesn’t teach us to make these distinctions.
Update (6:01 pm) : Facilities has informed us that the pipes will house power cables for an electrical box nearby. No word yet on what (or who?!) may need all the extra wattage.
Tags: ace in the hole, conspiracy theories, holey moley, if columbia ever becomes a prison that's how i'll escape, Jimmy Hoffa, mole people!, put a pipe in it, Stanley Yelnats IV, subterranean homesick freshman