Overheard at Barnard
“I bought Old Spice and sprayed it all over my room so people would think boys are over.”
Across campus, Hartley looked like it needed to tone down on the product a bit:
Overheard at Barnard
“I bought Old Spice and sprayed it all over my room so people would think boys are over.”
Across campus, Hartley looked like it needed to tone down on the product a bit:
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@Anonymous The roaches were left over from freshman biology vivisection when the centipede wasn’t hungry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9MWWcpitaw). The lab TA promised to sic the centipede on us if we misbehaved.
@Anonymous Dude, where’s the roach?
@Anonymous Logically shouldn’t she be spraying it on herself? Or in for maximum lie efficiency.
I know that when I want people to think that I’m swimming in it, I direct the Apricot/Vanilla bodymist right up my c*ckhole.
@Innocent Flower What’s a c*ckhole?
@embarrassing why do you need to pretend that boys are over?
@Anonymous you really can’t use your brain to come up with answers to that question?
@Anonymous That is a paraphrase of one of my tweets. GIVE ME CREDIT, DAMMIT. –MyLifeisBarnard
@Anonymous I bought a Yankee Candle that smells like Old Spice so my room smells like a boy. Wish this were a joke, but I actually did this. #mlibc
@SLH She tells the truth: http://twitter.com/#!/MyLifeIsBarnard/status/113337007798878208