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Out with the Planking, In with the Coning

As inexplicable social games continue to develop, Columbia has witnessed the emergence of coning. Recently, an east campus statue was duncecapped by an unknown prankster. Could he/she be making a statement about society’s blind faith in the protection of our security system, or is this simply inebriated revelry? The world may never know.

 

Coning courtesy of Laura Fisher

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16 Comments

  • Coning in Vshow? says:

    @Coning in Vshow? Coning in Vshow.

    1. Someone should try says:

      @Someone should try a KFC bucket, so that there can be bucketheads around campus.

      1. examine your motives... says:

        @examine your motives... IS IT BECAUSE the statues are BLACK you pig fuck?!

        1. examine YOUR movites... says:

          @examine YOUR movites... Is it because the pigs are racist, you speciest fuck?

          1. examine your spelling... says:

            @examine your spelling... MOVITES

        2. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous “buckethead.” he’s a famous guitarist.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous i wont be happy until there is a cone on almas head

    1. Mangrove says:

      @Mangrove Will a wig do?

    2. person says:

      @person Seriously? This is way more impressive. Although if you want to go for the gold, put one on one of the Low Plaza fountains.

      THE PENIS FOUNTAIN HAS A RESERVOIR TIP
      THE PENIS FOUNTAIN HAS A RESERVOIR TIP

  • DEREK says:

    @DEREK !!!

  • i can explain the greencones says:

    @i can explain the greencones the KKK has gone environmentally conscious

  • oh dear says:

    @oh dear abu gharib anybody ?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous yeah that was unintentional, sorry guys

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous you’re reading too deep bro.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Still, it’s uncanny…

  • PPA says:

    @PPA RADICONE!

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