10 CommentsA new breed of vending machine has been spotted in Uris and the Law Library. Marvel with us at the crowning achievement of beverage dispensing technology—the intuitive interface, the high-definition lowercase fonts, the ability to awkwardly sort of spin images on the screen with your finger and maybe select an item after pressing a button several times. Touch the future.
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@Anonymous this reminds me of those gene dispensers in Bioshock
@Anonymous omg thought it said polenta ex machina that would have been better
@Anonymous I read that too!
@Anon Asia did it first
@... is it just me, or are the vending machines in uris actually cheaper than those found in other spots on campus?
@Anonymous Darn it, you noticed… I make hundreds of dollars each month through vending machine arbitrage!
@thrifty bottles of diet coke are only $1.40 in SIPA. cheapest 20 ounces of liquid crack on campus.
@Anonymous that machine has been there since the beginning of the school year. not news
@Anonymous Waiting to travel in time and have visions of an older me with this ominously appearing at the foot of my bed.
@Newest Follower I marvel at this wonderful creation. Truly we must worship it as if it were a God.