Lessons in Refinement at Columbia
Written by Bwog Staff
Last night, Bwog readers overheard two magnificent examples of modest, Ivy League discourse. First, an anonymous artist’s failed attempt at translating peek-a-boo into performance art:
Overheard: ”How much could you see? Like, could you see my vagina? I’m not a slut! I’m endearing, right?”
Capital! And now for a little demonstration in modern chivalry:
guy1: found [name deleted]’s girlfriend on an anonymous online dating site looking for hook ups
guy2: what?! you serious? now what?
guy1: so a bunch of us signed up to flirt with her online. now we’re going to print out the chats and distribute it around campus. she has NO IDEA. he didn’t deserve this. PAYBACK TIME for a bro!
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