A Side of Breadstick
Written by Bwog Staff
One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier refused him entry, the young lad addressed him as, “Papi,” told him to “fuck off,” and then spun around, bent down and flashed the entirety of his ass. He then ran outside and hailed a cab, but before making his final exit, he decided to come back Koronet’s entryway and flash his balls.
*Editor’s note: we debated for a good five minutes whether it’s Koronet or Koronet’s. Verdict: technically it’s Koronet, but colloquially we’ll stick with Koronet’s.
Gratuitious meat addition via Wikimedia
Tags: from the issue, grease, koronet, linguistic conundrums, not the BOP meatstick, October 2011, overheard, overheard + overseen = double trouble, overseen, sticking it to the Man, the blue and white