Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated
Written by Bwog Staff
Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the
heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it).
Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of multiplication was correct.
Nussbaum Patron 2: You must have been wrong.
NP1: Yeah, but it was an interesting point.
NP2: That’s not precocious, that’s dumb.
NP1: I’m sure I was precocious about it. I still don’t know my multiplication tables by the way.
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