We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right?
Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.
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@Still haven’t gotten any of my grades back anyone on the same boat?
Btw, anonymous I think they have a two week window
@Anonymous I once received a grade in February.
@Anonymous Not to be that guy, but I received a grade late this September. I think that’s five months after finals, which I even took early goddammit.
@Showed this to my mom, my grandma, and basically all my relatives. They loved it.
@Anonymous our grades are often posted later than the official deadline, but when are they technically due?
@what is with the idiots who don’t understand how the track button works. we’re not even on campus anymore… too lazy to switch ips?
@Anonymous where did you get this video?
@30 Rock tag FTW!
@anonymous watched this three times laughing so hard. he does sound like the “real” gingerbread man from shrek…bahahah
@Anonymous only at columbia.
@Anonymous There should be a rule for teachers to not release any grades/grade emails on Christmas Day. -_-
@Anonymous Yeah, this morning was terrible…
@Anonymous your own fault
@Anonymous You are mean
@Anonymous_2 It really is your own fault for not diligently studying. This is the real world. You’re responsible for your own actions. Your not getting a satisfying grade cannot, and will not, be blamed on anyone but yourself.
@mkay but let’s be real here…there are definitely professors that make it close to impossible to get what most Columbia students consider to be a satisfactory grade (an A). Chill out man, it’s Christmas.
@Anonymous_3? Because CULPA exists, you cannot blame professors.
@Higgs Boson The problem is, we all feel so damn entitled to get the top marks.
@seas '13 why not? sometimes you just have to take a class for a major at that particular time and can do nothing about the professor.
@Anonymous Bro, chill. The college doesn’t have major requirements.
@Anonymous Are you replying to the right comment? I was only talking about how it would be better if I could enjoy a Columbia-free Christmas (no grades, no Columbia = no worries, good Christmas). No one said anything about getting a BAD grade (my grade was fine tyvm). It’s just that I could’ve enjoyed Christmas without that 2 seconds of worry when I read that the class average was a 51.
@also Columbia isn’t the real world. Please.
School isn’t everything; don’t let this place blind you.
@oooohh STFU
@Dear God stressed out Columbians, shut up.
this is a post about Christmas not your fucking grades.
@Anonymous I like how no one else is looking at him like he’s weird….I guess this isn’t that out of the ordinary, huh?
@Love it
@Baked trippy as fuck
@ahaahahaahahahaah aahahahahahhaahhahahahahaahhhahah merry f’in Christmas to you too, Columbia. You strange, disturbed little place, you. Love ya.
@Anonymous Bwog, thank you for that awesome Christmas gift! Hilarious.