The Shower Snack: all the convenience of Purell meets the efficiency of a disco nap.

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks:

“I wish I could just get out of the shower and eat my box of Cheeze-Its. She’s always in my face about washing the shampoo chemicals from my hands before I eat my Cheeze-Its.”

 

 

 

 

Unnecessarily eerie representation of a harmless situation via Wikimedia Commons.