Lightness of Loads: Columbia University
Written by Bwog Staff
Our faithful friends at Red Bull have created a “Strength of Schedule” contest to find the Columbia student with the busiest schedule. But since we at Bwog know that all Columbians are truly just slackers at heart, we invite you to participate in our version: the Lightness of Load competition.
Do YOU think you have the lightest schedule on campus?!? Let’s find out…
Let us know how you schedule your time this semester—in what classes do you sneak in naptime, on what projects do you let your group members take the lead, with what pick-up ultimate frisbee team do you practice, and which Netflix shows do you follow religously?? Did you see a movie this week? Did it come out in theaters in the ’90s? Were you wearing sweatpants in bed when you watched? Does the bouncer at Mel’s give you a high five when you walk in? Have you ever left your 1020 tab open for more than a week?
Post your schedules, links, videos, anything that provides us a better understanding of lazy and relaxed you really are… if you can muster up the strength to type the words!
Winner miiiiight get one free Dream Water from Duane Reade if Bwog has enough energy to get out of bed.
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