In Pursuit of the Hangover Bagel
Written by Bwog Staff
Another stumbly Sunday “morning” at Columbia University! Now, what carbtastic breakfast can make the pounding, hallucinatory headache go away while simultaneously reaffirming your identity as a legit New York transplant? A bagel. Good luck securing that legendary panacea, however. We were confronted at every turn by two of the worst things in the world: other people and the sun. In other words, lines. For a generation raised on instant oatmeal and instant gratification, lines suck.