52 CommentsAnd now for Bwog’s latest effort to be just like The New Yorker: our first caption contest! Because we want more than your excited, outraged, or bored post comments. We want the raw expressions of your psyche, in one line or less.
You know the drill: examine, interpret, express. Comment with your most incisive, searing captions for any or all of the following pictures. Global fame, the eternal respect of your peers, and the conceit that you are the sharpest person at Columbia lay on the line.
Fire away!
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- Exhibit 1: Woman on couch
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- Exhibit 2: Man with dog
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- Exhibit 3: Boot on lunch
For Bwog by Louise McCune
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52 Comments
@#2 Next month’s feature exhibit at the MoMA: Interpreting Cardboard Cutouts
@seas I) knew it was a bad idea to a couch in the kitchen
II) i love switching bodies with my dog. its socially acceptable to piss in public
III) the 99% “dont tread on meat”
@exhibit 1 chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool an’ all
@seasalum '10 1. “I knew I shouldn’t have worn a snuggie for my 5th portrait”
2. I was on shrooms when I thought my best friend was literally a dawg
3. Unfashionable things for Barnard girls: a. Food. b. Soda. c. Timberland Boots
@3 Yelled at the bald Milano deliman for “mascarpone”; he gave me “scarpone” alright…
@Anonymous just because it’s highbrow doesn’t mean it’s humor
@Edit: typos galore there, mea culpa.
*”work’s” and delete “is there”
@the reason The New Yorker’s caption contests work is there is because of the awkward situations portrayed in them by the artist. Usually the top captions simply translate current events to fit those comedic tropes. Simply drawing random stylized cartoons is not enough. Good idea though Bwog, hope to see more of this (and comics with more potential) in the future.
@Anonymous 1. Couch under woman
2. Dog with man
3. Lunch under boot
Those should put me in like…second place?
@EXHIBIT 2 “okay! you can look now! I promise my costume is as funny as the guys in this thread!”
@Anonymous 3. Lunched up kicks.
@ok 1. lockhart ain’t got nothin’ on me.
2. kafka’s best friend
3. dining has really stepped it up this year.
@... exhibit 1) shadywood villas assisted living: old pundits don’t have to die, we have a happy place
exhibit 2) o’douls: never be surprised again.
exhibit 3) columbia dining: we could serve you this, and there’d be nothing you could do about it, cuz you paid up front… fool!
these are kinda weak. but whatever.
@Alum '11 Exhibit 1: where’s my dildo?
@exhibit 1 “Well enough about me. What do YOU think of my portraits?”
@cc12 ex1- ” i know, such detail! my stalker drew them.”
ex2- “it’s time greg, kill them all.”
ex3- “i boot every time i see tomatoes.”
777
@CC-Aum #1: Facebook wall now available for your living room wall.
@exhibit 3 “Sorry, I thought I said deluxe.”
@exhibit 3 “Deluxe with grilled onions, please.”
@exhibit 3 Man, I shouldn’t have had that much to drink. I just booted at lunch.
@tracking feature the guy above me is hilarious! pick him!
@Exhibit 3 MEATWAD, did you put a boot in my sandwich!?!?
@exhibit 1 Carbon-monoxide takes another life
@Exhibit 1 Despite her years of teaching and accomplishments, Susan Elmes still only had one facial expression.
@Exhibit 3 Talk about a sandwhich, AMIRITE OK!?
@The Best Shitty Captions 1: Why yes, I have a healthy narcissism.
2: The Shadow Knows
3: Dada!
@exhibit 1 1st time cuming 2 office hrs? ;) ;) ;)
@Anonymous Only if it includes the three winking smilies.
@Anonymous I feel like Bwog imagined this comment thread differently.
@Yeah, agreed. Some of these submissions make me feel embarrassed.
@I know, fuck. I thought teh Core was supposed to make us CLEVER.
@harmony hunter found harmony.
maybe you can, too.
@this was supposed to be in reply to the forgotten cloak.
@Anonymous 3: sub
@Anonymous 3: Fuck Ferris stairs.
@no just no
@no no.
@2. “4, 3, 2, 1… okay I’m gonna find you!!”
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“wtf, Sirius, turning into a dog doesn’t count as hiding!”
@2 man who cried woof.
@your boss exhibit 2: “Surprise your S/O this Valentines Day with our #1 Best Selling Kinkiest Role Playing Fantasy Costume! Take Doggy Style to a Whole New Level! Be Strong. Be Bold. Be BARNARD.”
– seas guy who is sick like that.
@OMG LOVE THIS are you suggesting barnard girls are sluts?
loololloooolooololol
signed, satisfied cc girl
@LOVE THIS are you suggesting that barnard girls are dogs? lloooolol thanks for making my day, “seas guy”! signed, satisfied cc girl
@Anonymous i’ll satisfy you.
a different seas guy.
@hehe i think i just came super hard from laughing so hard from “seas guy #1”. i’m pretty satisfied for now. i might feel anxious down there again in a couple days. hit me up then, seas guy #2 :)
@jeez wtf guys
@1 “libidinal cathexis of the ego”
@Exhibit 1 Prezbo, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls
@Anonymous This is the ONLY good one so far, you guys. Step it up!
@3 masterpieces of western food to boot.
@Exhibit 3 They finally improved Cafe 212.
@exhibit 2 see no beagle, hear no beagle, speak no beagle