Unearthed from under centuries of dirt and cigarette butts, this Mini Stonehenge has been found in our very own Riverside Park. Archaeologists say it is an ancient mystic healing place erected by Columbia students to mend wounds (read: paper cuts) received in the great 1754 Battle of the Butler. Administration is now considering developing it as housing for transfer students.
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@Anonymous omg so cute <3
@Anonymous Brilliant
@bwog this was actually good
@Anonymous As a transfer student, I found this hilarious. Not far from the truth, my friends.
@I can't believe there’s no “This is Spinal Tap” reference here.
@David St. Hubbins “Where the children dance…to the pipes of pan!”
@Nigel Tufnel Well this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”
@Ian Faith C’mon BWOG, you really are making much too big a deal about it.