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A can't miss combo.
So tomorrow, our women’s basketball team is facing off against Harvard. In case you were planning on trying to squeeze onto those crowded bleachers for some Division I action, you can eat pizza beforehand for no money. After all, nothing goes with not playing sports like vegging out.
Here’s the deal: Deans Shollenberger and Martinez have set up this pizza party thing at 5:30 before the game. The location is TBD, because—and here’s the kicker—only 50 people can go, and it’s first come, first serve. According to CCSC President Aki Terasaki, “There will be foam fingers, pompoms, and plenty of food.” According to the Google Doc where you sign up, the “best part” is that “Dean Shollenberger and Dean Martinez will be there to make sure you’re having a great time!” (emphasis theirs)
Community—we’ve got it!
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@Anonymous This is a bwog post
@Anonymous How far will these people go to justify their jobs? Tweet me.
@Luv dis skool > be Columbia
> be having $8,000,000,000 endowment
> be having 28,000 students
> be having pizza party
> be inviting 50 students to pizza party
ISHYGDDT
@Hungry I signed up for this an hour after it was posted. I haven’t gotten an e-mail so far. I’m hungry. Also, no one cares about GS.
@Anonymous You’ll get an email soon
@dean awn is great but no one gives a shit about gs
@GS nationalist I mean, that’s the problem.
Shout-out to GSSC for not knowing a damn thing about this even if they wanted to say something.
@We've got community alright oh, but we don’t really give a shit about inviting Dean Awn.