34 CommentsBwog Personals continue with the lovely Claire and Eric Donahue. Interested parties should contact us at personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your big date.
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Name, Year, School, Major: Claire, CC, 2014, Film Studies with possible concentration in Physics or Astronomy
Preference: feminerd for Star Wars fan boy
Hometown: The ATL (no really, people say that)
Your dream date in seven words or less: Greenwich Village for indie movie and dessert.
What redeems you as a human being? As a rule, I hold the door open for the people behind me.
Myers-Briggs Personality type: INTJ (two notable fictional INTJs: Mr. Darcy and Gandalf)
Ref room or 209: 209 for midday reading breaks and Orgo Night, ref room if there’s a seat by the window, but usually the media center viewing room for studyin’ film
Guilty pleasure song: “The Foil (Malfoy)” by Harry & The Potters. What they lack in musical talent they make up for in enthusiasm
Late night food stop: Morton Williams for Ben & Jerry’s
Historical Hottie: Galileo Galilei. Astronomy, baby!
Name, Year, School, Major: Eric Donahue, 2015, CC, Economics-Political Science major, Sustainable Development concentration
Preference: The Ladies
Hometown: Grayslake, Land of Lincoln
Your dream date in seven words or less: Rachel McAdams movie, Kentucky Fried Chicken, tuggie
What redeems you as a human being? I literally pooped my pants during NSOP. You can’t get humbler than that.
Myers-Briggs Personality type: INFP
Ref room or 209: I’ve only been in Butler to use the stapler. I usually cram at Grant’s Tomb.
Guilty pleasure song: Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci
Late night food stop: Bag of Honey BBQ Cheetos somebody left in a vending machine
Historical Hottie: Catherine the Great (and if I could meet her, I’d suggest a threesome with Voltaire–you know, jokingly at first, but then I would gauge her reaction and if she was cool with it, we would go from there)
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@Anonymous Claire is seriously the perfect girl
@eric's is the funniest so far. he seems like a cool kid.
@Anonymous Eric Donahue = SWAG
@Anonymous So Claire is majoring in film, concentrating in physics/astronomy. She somehow managed to make Star Wars into a course of study. That’s kind of awesome.
@Anonymous I’m glad the girl I like hasn’t been on here.
@Anonymous Guchi Guchi Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada, all the basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bodda
@Anonymous That’s German for “the the the.”
@Anonymous kill with fire
@why doesn’t this have any more likes?
@Anonymous Eric Donahue had an article on the front page of the Fed this month. It was even pretty funny.
@I remember when getting a tuggie was cool …in middle school.
@SEAS '13 What is this…tuggie?
I’m too young to feel old, dammit!
@Ah I’m only commenting because ReCaptcha has “muskrats” among the words. Could you resist typing muskrats?
@... i’m pretty sure star wars was busy smoking dope out of bent soda cans out back behind the ceramics classroom thinking about the written test for it’s learner’s permit when most of the class of 2014 was born…
@Everyone should have more Claire in their lives.
@Anonymous Likes Star Wars, Orgo Night, AND is an INTJ?
Marry me.
Or maybe you are me?
@B and M The question remains, is it Gandalf the Grey, or Gandalf the White?
@wait I’m still baffled that 2015 means you’re actually in college.
@2015-er Tell me about it.
@eric donaue sounds just like a ryan mandelbaum
@Anonymous Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
@seinfan bwahahahahahah!
@"indie movie" die die die
@Sideshow Bob That’s German for “the the the.”
@fuck yeah, Harry & the Potters
@Anonymous i actually did my undergrad at clark university where joe degeorge went, and ended up taking over the lease on his apartment after he graduated. i lived in his room. their apartment was really weird. they left behind a bunch of weird nicknacks when they left, like fake eagles and cats. there was one cabinet in the kitchen with like 12 boxes of cookies that expired like 2 years ago.
i saw harry and the potters play once at clark. they attracted a lot of homeless people off the street, since they were playing outside and its an open campus. i also knew jacob nathan, one of the drummers for them.
@Anonymous what a riveting story. do go on.
@whoa Claire loves Star Wars and is pretty to boot!
What a rare find.
@Loving star wars gives a girl +10000 points.
@eric is funny, especially the catherine the great one. the pooped his pants anecdote might be too much for a personal.
@yea dude If you want to get laid, you can’t tell someone you shit your pants as a freshman in college.
@Anonymous especially when you’re still a freshman in college
@Anonymous Eric Donahue is my dream date but I’m too shy!!!
@Anonymous nice try, Eric Donahue