Mar

19

It’s A Beautiful Day

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As much as we hate U2, there is little about this day we can bitch about. Drop your CC books and escape that Platonic cave. Bwog’s resident number person did a b of the e calculation and we can say with a 95 percent confidence interval that there are one bazillion people on the lawn. Spring break ain’t over till we say it’s over.

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16 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Ah, Columbia's gorgeous urban oasis...

  2. with the weather forecast this week  

    housing better turn the heating off.

  3. Hey  

    Sup with the filming outside avery? Thought you guys would be all over this...

  4. Anonymous  

    let's smoke pot

  5. Prospective Student  

    I'm sorry, is this the urban jungle?

  6. Anonymous

    No, urban oasis. Probably the prettiest ivy league campus.

  7. the tarps are off

    kudos to the people who got the tarps OFF

  8. The Shadowed Cloak  

    Bwog is caught AGAIN stealing my story! spec_sucks was the first blog to post about how I have not sold out like U2, and now you are *COPYING* me and writing about u2 TOO. You are pathetic like the spec. This is just like you stole my story about Prasifka!!!

    -The Cloaked Shadow
    spec sucks . word press . com

    • Anonymous  

      Dear Cloaked Shadow (also Cloaked Mask and Shadowy Mask, amongst other names?),

      I used to hate you and your token, barely relevant bwog posts. At first glance, your blog is disconcerting; the almost daily posts appear to be a symptom of some deep, deep psychological issues.

      Then I took a closer look at such gems as:
      "If they are the Daily Spectator, why don’t they publish on the Weekend? That is like two out of every seven days. From now on you should call them the '5/7 Daily Spectator'."

      Truly some hard-hitting journalism.

      Indeed, I have come to the conclusion that you are one of the spec stuff, producing what is in fact a brilliant--but at times hackeneyed--satire. At least I hope that's the case.

      At any rate, your posts are entertaining. Keep up the good work.

      Yours truly,

      <3 <3 <3 Shadowy Fan <3 <3 <3

      • The Cloaked Figure  

        Haha thank you I am trying to make fun of the spec. But do not worry I am not from the spec (that would be stupid. Why would I make fun of the spec if I *am* from the spec?)

        I try to come up with catchy names for all the stupid stuff spec does. So like 5/7 spec is funny because they only publish 5 out of 7 days, so it is like the fraction of the days that they publish.

        but I dont just make fun of the spec I do real journalism too like when I LEAKED the inside source about Achmadinajad and CUCR. So you get the best of both why the spec sucks and real news source.

        -Cloaked Mask!!!

  9. Anonymous  

    Hey Bwog,
    What were they filming over by Uris/Avery today?

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