Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
All Articles

Lawn Liberation

Just as spring break is beginning to reveal itself, so, too, are the lawns—six five weeks after Groundhog Day. Coincidence, conspiracy, or completely meaningless counting error? You decide, though it certainly hasn’t felt like winter the past couple weeks. Facilities is pulling back the tarps, right as it’s beginning to heat up—highs of 58 expected today, with temperatures potentially reaching 65 tomorrow!

Photo by Steele Sternberg

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

17 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Why are those tarps put down in the first place?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous To protect the lawns from the snow.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous What snow?

      2. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Actually, the grass will die every winter regardless of whether the tarps are there or not (in fact, if it isn’t all dead when the tarps go dow, the tarps hasten the process), so what is the point?

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous *down

        2. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous Perhaps they prevent the lawns from becoming muddy pits?

        3. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous dunno if you’ve seen the untarped grass but that shit is greener than the dankest dank. pretty sure it worked exactly as planned compared to the brown shwag that was left unconvered.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous i always thought it was to prevent people from writing stuff in the snow. because if it did snow and people wrote stuff but there was a greyish tarp underneath, the stuff they write would be less visibile than if it was just grass underneath.

    3. The dark maske!! says:

      @The dark maske!! Probably someone stupid like the SPEC writers or whatever spec sucks . word press . com!!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous It is going to be 70 degrees tomorrow. See you at Low Beach!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Groundhog day was only 4 weeks ago! Just saying. And 70 degrees tomorrow, just in time for midterms.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I’m so fucking happy.

  • hey says:

    @hey Steele Sternberg, I like your name. Say hi to your mother for me.

  • Captain Obvious says:

    @Captain Obvious The luscious verdure of the untarp-éd fields does seem to indicate some preservative property.

    1. big words =/= smart says:

      @big words =/= smart lolwut?

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous I heartily concur, young chap. Such superfluous pontifications degrade the cachet of these forums of such eclat!

      2. small words man says:

        @small words man obviously never had sex or been camping…

  • Have Your Say

    What should Bwog's new tagline be?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Popular This Week

    Sorry. No data so far.

    Recent Comments

    This is great news Columbia is opening up on schedule. (read more)
    Academic Calendar Updates, Pre-Orientation Programs Canceled Or Modified
    June 25, 2020
    EXPEL ALL RACISTS FROM COLUMBIA! Tod Howard Hawks, Columbia College, Class of 1966 (read more)
    Racist Messages In FIJI GroupMe Surface, Involved Members Asked To Disaffiliate
    June 25, 2020
    It is great Columbia will be opening on time in the fall. (read more)
    Academic Calendar Updates, Pre-Orientation Programs Canceled Or Modified
    June 25, 2020
    It was delicious and so beautiful topped with edible flowers!!🌸 (read more)
    Cooking With Bwog: Pandemic Bread Pudding
    June 25, 2020

    Comment Policy

    The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
    • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
    • Hate speech
    • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
    • Personal information about an individual
    • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
    • Spam or self-promotion
    • Copyright infringement
    • Libel