There will be none of this.

…unless you’re in the B-school. For us plebeians, there is such thing as a free root beer float, and you can get one in front of Earl Hall starting at 11 a.m. today. The cream will be floated by  The Office of the University Chaplain, Community Impact, the United Campus Ministries and The Kraft Center in participation with Random Acts of Kindness Week. We don’t know how random it is if it involves the cooperation of that many organizations, but we’ll take what we can get.