Apr

12

Drinking With Bwog: Roadies Edition

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned at Columbia, it’s how to make the most out of the least—as PrezBo himself once never said, “When life gives you lemons, make a weird gin cocktail in an empty lemonade bottle and bring it to South Lawn.” So in the spirit of efficiency and maximizing resources and cutting off this rambling intro and stuff, we bring you a guide to drinks that, well, look like other drinks. Go forth and reuse your empty bev vessels!

The Peach Snapple 

  • 1 part Firefly Vodka
  • 1 part unsweetened iced tea
  • 1 part lemonade

The Martinelli’s

  • 2 parts Laird’s Applejack
  • 1 part sparkling water
  • Lime juice

The OJ

  • 2 parts Orange Peach Mango Tropicana juice
  • 1 part gin
  • Garnish with a crazy straw—you earned it

The Coke

  • 1 part rum
  • 2 parts Coke

The Diet Coke

  • 1 part Franzia
  • 1 part beer

The Tabb

  • Wine spritzers

The Iced Coffee

  • 2 parts Patron XO Cafe
  • 1 parts milk

The Blue Nalgene

  • 1 part vodka
  • 1 part Sprite
  • Splash of blue curacao

The Hot Coffee

  • Literally anything you want, in a to-go coffee cup

Sloppy snapple via Wikimedia Commons

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7 Comments

  1. oh man

    Firefly vodka is bad news...it does not taste anything like alcohol and you will be shit faced after 2 drinks...Had half a bottle last bacchanal and I was gone!! Enjoy kids!!

  2. Alexander Hamilton

    ROFL the oj crazy straw

  3. Anonymous  

    Amusing AND useful. Good shit, Bwogzie.

  4. Anonymous

    why would anyone drink something called a "Blue Nalgene." I'm not a big fan of unbreakable plastic, thanks.

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