Because otherwise it's this

For those poor souls awake this early on a Friday morning, the Committee on Global Thought invites you to break your fast at 9 a.m. in 918 IAB over a roundtable discussion with Misha Glenny, expert on modern crime and author of McMafia and Dark Market. A meeting will follow for those interested in the Committee on Global Thought’s new undergraduate committee.

“Italian Breakfast” via Wikimedia Commons