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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

Sad 'cause it's true.

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12 Comments

  • brue says:

    @brue lyk dis if u cry evertim

  • wrong says:

    @wrong Kent elevator

    1. as in says:

      @as in Kent elevator is worse than Hamilton

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous everything sucks sobbbb

  • How about says:

    @How about the stairs…

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous have they BEEN to Watt??

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous my entire freshman year i had class on the seventh floor of hamilton. monday thru friday. looking back on it now im not sure how i stood it. WORST elevator ever.

  • What? says:

    @What? You know what sucks more? Being the poor sap who has to clean this up. Too many kids on this campus treat the facilities staff as if they’re cabin stewards on a four year long cruise. Get some perspective people.

    The elevator in one of the buildings at your ivy league school is too slow? Shut up and take the stairs.

    1. you're right, it's not a cruise says:

      @you're right, it's not a cruise it’s more expensive

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Or maybe the administrators could listen to the students/everyone else and speed up the elevators.

      I bet if you move Deantini’s office to the 7th floor, this elevator speed problem will be fixed in a snap.

      Mudd elevators also suck

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous i’m not an elevator algorithm expert but the mudd elevators could be much better off with a little reprogramming. they’re speedy enough, but you’d have all the other elevators opening at the same time as the last person is trying to squish into the one that’s full. maybe even/odd floor elevators would help?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous is a cruise?! Yes, we are the Costa Concordia of education…

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