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Fight List: John Jay Elevators

By Grace Fitzgerald-Diaz on Feb 05, 2021 0 Comments

If one more person takes the elevator down from five, I will lose my mind.

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Lecture Hall Reviews: 7th Floor of Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Feb 05, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog knows that you secretly crave confirmation of your opinions on everything from pastries to cafes to chairs, so we are bringing you a new series of reviews of lecture halls. Tonight, we explore the dark side of one of America’s favorite founding fathers… the shitty elevator access in the Columbia Hall named after Alexander […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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