As dawn breaks over this first day of the semester, take a moment to revel in the ridiculous antics your professors will engage in just to get you to stay in (or drop) their class.
Bwog’s father never dressed up as a jolly old man in a red suit, but we still feel the excitement in a morning full of newness, so send your professor’s most hilarious, desperate, or heinous opening remarks to tips@bwog.com, or post them in the comments!
Extremely posed portrait via Wikimedia Commons
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@Anonymous Steven Gregory in Urban Anthropology, in response to a students’ anecdote about a relative who preferred New York “back when Times Square was full of hookers and trash”:
“Sounds like my kinda guy.”
@Anonymous Francesco Benelli in Intro Architecture:
“Every year, students are always afraid of the sketches. How many of you have never held a pencil before?” [long pause. no one raises their hands.] “Aah, that’s quite promising!”
@Anonymous Frank Caridi about teaching Intro to Statistics in a UTS classroom:
“I feel like this is a really inappropriate place to have this class…”