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Overheard: Every Application Ever

I thought I was cool before I was cool

A tipster overheard the following in Lerner:

“Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m really fucking intellectual.”

Which probably means:

“I definitely think most people think I’m intellectual, but I’m trying to sound humble by pretending I don’t and putting a ‘fucking’ in there.”

It’s the essence of every college or job application ever! This guy has got it down.

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9 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I don’t get it.

  • BSGS says:

    @BSGS Wow.

    Bwog being self-referential about Columbia students being self-referential who didn’t actually say the thing Bwog is interpreting and fit into a stereotype that would make them ultra-self-referential and picked up by a blog named Bwog who is being insularly asinine as always is completely cool and I want to read more. Thank you Bwog.

  • Anon says:

    @Anon I don’t know that putting a “fucking” in your job applications is really advisable…

    1. well... says:

      @well... Depends what you’re applying for, really.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Depends on who you’re fucking.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This is really fucking stupid. I put a ‘fucking’ in there so that you would know that I think this is really fucking stupid.

  • *sigh* says:

    @*sigh* bwog, what happened to you?

  • JR says:

    @JR I continue to check Bwog with the same fervor as I did before the redesign and back when it didn’t suck, with the hope that one day it won’t suck. Currently, it kind of sucks.

  • Alum says:

    @Alum Bwoggie don’t disappoint us so much :(

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