A tipster overheard this conversation at the 115th and Amsterdam halal cart around 2 AM:
Girl: “Do you believe in leprechauns?”
Guy: “Well, it depends on your definition. What makes a leprechaun?”
Our overly-analytical or completely clueless friend certainly did not find any gold that night.
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@shrinking violet What? So that’s why all the guys look at me weird when I tell my funny leprechaun stories?
@Because Clearly “Do you believe in leprechauns?” is a euphemism for “bend me over, mount me and fill me up with your sex”
@Anna They’ve done studies. you know. 60% of the time, it works every time…
@What There is no 115th and Amsterdam halal cart. There is a 115th and Broadway one. There is a 114th and Amsterdam one. There are two, depending on the time of day, at 116th and Amsterdam. Get your facts straight.