The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the
bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers.
Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world is supposed to end today. Except not even the Mayans are convinced—not even the Mayans in Brooklyn. Neither is NASA.
Finals tip: When in doubt, quote the original language version of the text.
Procrastinate: Since the world is going to be obliterated soon anyways, look at pretty pictures of outer space.
Overheard: “I’m going to do all of the things that I don’t do here. Like play video games, and relax.”
Likely end of the world scenario via Shutterstock