You never know what’s going to go down at Liz’s Place. This happened yesterday:
Girl 1: Oh hey!
Girl 2: Hey! What’s up?
Girl 1: Oh I’m good! Married, haha.
Girl 2: Oh my god, what?
Girl 1: Yeah we eloped over the weekend haha. Like we were engaged but my mom is totally going to kill me.
Also worth noting, according to the tipsterista, is that “they went to Tiffany’s and paid in cash which was apparently ‘the most ratchet thing [she had] ever done’ and then they went to City Hall.”
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9 Comments
@Anonymous …Was Gossip Girl filming today?
@Bridget Tice No, Rachel, you stupid fucking abortion.
@Anonymous By the way… this girl goes to Columbia…. not Barnard. Just to clarify.
@Chris Dormer I forgot to mention in my manifesto that I also see Lee Bollinger as an inspiration along with Kevin Shollenberger and Terry Martinez.
@HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That was funny.
@Anonymous Please don’t use the word ratchet again.
@Anonymous Can “ratchet on bwog” PLEASE become a thing?
@Anonymous Bwog how about an article about Amir’s bangin’ new menu/decor. They have good beer on tap and chicken fingersss!!!
@GS '14 Still a better love story than Twilight.