Wait which one is batman?

Wait, which one is Batman?

Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, has died of cancer. Will Dennis Rodman attend the funeral? (CNN)

Batman’s gained a few pounds, but he’s not in some Italian café—he’s fighting crime in England. (Yahoo!)

Adderall is powerful but bad, mmmkay? (NY Times)

Did your name affect you getting into another Blue Ivy? (Gawker)

The nation shall unite in this time of crisis to apprehend the loathsome thief of Girl-Scout-Cookie money. (LA Times)

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