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Ke$ho Eats Nutella, Too

We students aren’t the only Columbians obsessed with Nutella. While the good people at Columbia News are losing their minds over the addictive substance, the Student Affairs twitter caught Ke$ho getting high on his own supply:

No word on whether his Nutella habit is costing the university $5,000 a week.

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12 Comments

  • wow says:

    @wow bwog spoils bacchanal headliner AND this years varsity show plot?!

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous who misplaced kevsho’s dildo with nutella?

  • This isn't that funny.... says:

    @This isn't that funny.... Idk why the admins think they’re so witty.

    1. love it! says:

      @love it! I love when prof/admin/staff get involved!

      Remember Prof Christia Mercer in that video series last year? (http://bwog.com/2011/12/23/hardcore-behind-the-scenes/)
      She was the best!

  • AGAIN says:

    @AGAIN PR/MARKETING MOVE BY NUTELLA. I MEAN, SHIT.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This is so funny I literally shit myself

  • Agreed: not funny says:

    @Agreed: not funny The timing was completely off. He turns around, looks into the camera, makes a guilty face, and then doesn’t even eat the spoonful of Nutella.
    He should have had the spoon going up to his mouth as he turned around, got caught with it in his mouth, then made the guilty face.
    Points for trying, though, I suppose.

    1. Go away Kubrick. says:

      @Go away Kubrick. You are drunk.

    2. So close says:

      @So close It’s that look right at the end that says “can I stop yet?” that really ruins. Still, props for actually taking the time to post it at all.

  • Dan says:

    @Dan “To be a dopeman you must qualify: Don’t get high off your own supply.”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous he’s not even putting it in his mouth

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous It gets messy. Best to freeze it in chunks.

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