Bwog is fashionable, even in the bushes.

Bwog is fashionable, even in the bushes.

While sitting in the bushes the past few days, Bwog has overheard students spilling some secrets, questioning life, and making some promises. Read on for some choicy bits:

On college walk:

Girl 1: “Have you ever…?”

Girl 2: “No! I mean, I’ve been tardy before, but I’ve never…ditched.”

Bro reading a text to a bunch of his friends:

“If someone laughs at me again when I try to answer a question, things are not going to be good.”

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