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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

Bwog stays regular. It's the new old thing.

Bwog stays regular. It’s the new old thing.

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Bran Muffin: Get’s your shit together

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Get is???

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