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2 Soon 2 Satire: Orgo Night Ahead

Perhaps you’ve spotted some already, but the Orgo Night posters are up around campus. (They’re on ceilings and windows and walls and obviously they all want you to attend Orgo Night.) And just so you don’t miss any, here they all are for you to enjoy.

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  • Ismail Haniyeh says:

    @Ismail Haniyeh Where is the mention of the Gaza Strip Club? Its omission is a Zionist-Imperialist plot to deny Palestinian nationhood!

    1. Abu Mazen says:

      @Abu Mazen There is no club but the Gaza Strip Club, and Haniyeh is it’s proprietor.

      1. Tayyip Erdogan says:

        @Tayyip Erdogan Hey you two, play nice and reconcile already!

        1. John Kerry says:

          @John Kerry CTFO!

  • Charlie says:

    @Charlie I’d like this but I’m illiterate so I don’t know what it means

    1. Agent of Chaos says:

      @Agent of Chaos is that you?

      1. Alan says:

        @Alan nope, just me, Alan

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hater: “Let’s face it Columbia, you peaked!”

    Columbia: “You think I peaked? Peaked? Let me tell you something… I haven’t even BEGUN to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in New York City is gonna feel it.”

  • Twerkin Trina says:

    @Twerkin Trina The Fast & Furious one is just in bad taste. Have some respect. Poor soul isn’t even buried yet.

  • Paul Walker? says:

    @Paul Walker? too soon :(

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous exactly, that’s the joke… the joke is about jokes on paul walker not about paul walker’s tragic death, yo

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous it’s kind of about both … the post is itself a joke so

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous go home Bill you’re drunk

  • Anon says:

    @Anon I heard that CUMB made that Paul Walker poster a week ago. 2Spooky4Me

  • Bill O'Reilly says:

    @Bill O'Reilly The CUMB are pinheads.

    1. This is Patrick says:

      @This is Patrick Who you callin’ a pinhead, pinhead?

    2. HCE says:

      @HCE so that’s what the fox says

  • TOO SOON! says:

    @TOO SOON! Have we lost all sense of our humanity? How can people on this campus bear witness to such cruelty and senseless non-violent comedy without saying anything? Beyond that, to joke about someone so influential and so talented – it’s just wrong. No one made jokes about Ryan Dunn because he was an artist. The same should be true Walker. If Ke$ho were here he’d put an end to this madness.

    Fuck you CUMB.

    1. Woosh says:

      @Woosh sarcasm really goes over some people’s heads

  • Agreed says:

    @Agreed And even though our football team was buried 3 weeks ago it still feels like it’s too soon. Only CUMB would piss on their perfect season like this. So sad :(

    1. Ditto says:

      @Ditto Certain things are just so tragic that it will always be the proverbial “too soon.”
      The Holocaust, 9/11, and Columbia to name a few.

      1. Ditto says:

        @Ditto Okay, maybe not the Holocaust, but definitely Columbia Football and 9/11.

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous Columbia football, 9/11, and the triangle shirtwaist factory are the worst things ever to happen in New York City

          1. Anonymous says:

            @Anonymous If we include all of the united states it’s columbia football, 9/11, triangle shirtwaist factory, slavery and japanese internment

  • PrezBo says:

    @PrezBo Looks hot on MiCy’s bod

  • unemployed idiot says:

    @unemployed idiot help i need a job someone plz hire my stinky ass. my ugly wife beats me ereryday bc i come home drunk & with no money for rent. my illiterate children treat me like shit plz give me job to support my shitty ugly family. thx.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous @unemployed idiot:

      Go back to Princeton

  • everything is relative.. says:

    @everything is relative.. this year’s posters are so mild

    1. cumbrocks.wordpress.com says:

      @cumbrocks.wordpress.com but still funny

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