A moment of silence for anyone who is still on campus right now. Your struggle is real.
Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock (which you have, because finals) Beyoncé has sold a lot of albums in the past week.
Finals Tip: Wait until you are safely tucked away in your loud, cramped economy class seat on a Spirit Airlines plane to remember that you missed an entire short answer question on your last final. Then shrug and go to sleep because finals are over and you can’t find a single fuck to give.
Procrastinate: Because Bwog isn’t above marathoning a show that got canceled four episodes in.
Somewhere on campus:
”I’m contemplating whether next semester I want to have more sex to get more practice or to really find someone meaningful.”
Well, congratulations on having options. Keep it down.