Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to scream altogether.
We also hear that: “Person in my suite shouted through a speaker in his window during primal scream. He then ordered people around acting as a God to the puny mortals on the ground. Some of them even followed his orders.”
And additionally, “shout out to the fucker standing on the sundial pointing at and screaming “yes” at girls he’d smash (i think?)”
Relive the catharsis:
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@lol there were definitely more than 30 senior on low steps…
@2014 There were probably around 80-100ish
@Alexandra Intrinsically low expectations based on recent Senior Night turnout / decreased visibility due to iced over eyes.
– Svokos