Feb

24

Field Notes: The PC (Party Crazy) Edition

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Is that Everclear?
Is that Everclear?

Is that Everclear?

And just when you thought you couldn’t go out without it becoming the front page news of the Huffington Post, Bwog has uncovered a treasure trove of Columbia nightlife experiences. Reach in and grab one. It is probably about 1020.

What

  • “I  ‘almost got into a fight’ on Saturday night, but actually I just saw some people push each other and scream in front of the public library while I quickly walked away.”
  • “I went downtown to see Cash Cash and I spent all of my cash cash. I guess it’s 1020 from here on out.”
  • “My friend did poorly on a test so we started really early and ended up drinking White Russians and watching a british dating show. We then went to 1020 really early and realized that not having to wait in line is magical.”
  • “Haven’t really drank in about a month, and usually I start feeling tipsy after one drink. Had five whiskey sours and a glass of wine and still couldn’t feel it, so I couldn’t dance very well.”

Crazy

  • “On Friday, I went to a military ball with an out-of-batteries camera and realized it was maybe the fanciest place I have ever been in my life. Proceeded to down a glass of wine and three whiskey sours.”
  • Vagina monologues were great. Ran into a good chunk of Bwog (Friday night). Decided to have a post-show westside salad. Good times. Also the public safety guy at q house for first Friday (I ran in, tried to say hi to my friend who runs CQA, then ran away as fast as I could) was SO OVER IT.
  • “I witnessed an unfamiliar long haired man cracking about a dozen eggs in my kitchen. That was weird.”
  • “At Bobst now/forever/always.”
  • “My friend came over the last night at like 1 am and made me a brussles sprout grilled cheese with brie and olives and I almost died of happiness.”
  • “Went to a very fancy party for the sailing team at the NYC yacht club (open bars yay). As I crossed Times Square on my way to the club, a man leaned out of a limo and screamed ‘Fuck you and fuck Times Square!’ at a crowd of stupefied tourists. I felt his pain.”

Fun

  • “So a bunch of my friends always say they’re going to 5 Lamps? WTF is 5 Lamps? Has anyone ever been to 5 Lamps? I’m very confused. I thought the only bars around Columbia were 1020, the Heights, and Ding Dong Lounge. Oh and Cannons or whatever it’s called.”
  • “I’m reading War and Peace for a class. There’s a character called Berg. I’m to the point where every time I see his name I read ‘Bwog.’”
  • “Olivia Harris had a real happening EC townhouse birthday party on thursday. Also on thursday Newpo had a decent launch party but the wine ran out before the editor stopped playing the guitar.” 
  • “Vagina monologues was happening on friday night.”
  • “Several Editors Emeriti may have gotten drunk and eaten halal on saturday.  s/o to hBob and a real dank jungle juice.”

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3 Comments

  1. hey  

    i had sex on thursday

  2. hey yourself  

    i've gone twenty years without sex

  3. bougie tastemaker  

    *correction: It was the New York Yacht Club. Not the "NYC yacht club." NYYC

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