Another politician lied? Never. (NY Times)
This could be a “success” for the peanut M&M-deprived everywhere, but “success” in quotation marks does not sound reassuring. (BBC)
It might be violent, but Katniss and Legolas look so good with bows and arrows. We would let them shoot arrows at us any day. (Gothamist)
Being unsure how football works, we would much rather not watch the Super Bowl. (Forbes)
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