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Columbia Seniors Produce (Hilarious) Film “Early Decision”

CC senior William Maxfield, along with fellow CC seniors Jordan Kalms and Luke Mones, directed the following short film last semester. According to Maxfield, the film hasn’t been released publicly but has been “getting attention from filmmakers and critics,” and it’s been submitted to some film festivals. Anyway, Bwog chuckled, LOL’d, and maybe even ROFL’d so we thought we’d share the love.

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  • Editor? says:

    @Editor? It’s Maxfield

    1. look at the credits bruh says:

      @look at the credits bruh It’s there

    2. Maud says:

      @Maud Fixed, thanks.

  • GS wouldn't have questioned the offer... says:

    @GS wouldn't have questioned the offer... James Elwood though…Nice.

    1. He'd says:

      @He'd need a bigger bottle

  • anon says:

    @anon That girl is fineeee

    1. HW '10 says:

      @HW '10 She went to Harvard-Westlake!!! I knew I knew her. Ellie!

  • egmont overture says:

    @egmont overture <333

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Haha, this is AMAZING. LIKE, OMG. How much did they have to spend on this? This has to be more than 20K.

  • Jessica Marinaccio says:

    @Jessica Marinaccio I’m nothing like that… …c*nts.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Well it certainly has the highest production value of any student film I’ve seen from a Columbian.

    1. Agreed, and... says:

      @Agreed, and... …and we saw Frozen.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hats off to Maxfield, Kalms, and Mones. I didn’t think it was funny, per se, but it was definitely shot/written well.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Subliminal Senior Fund advertisement! LEAVE MY POCKETS ALONE!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous That’s totally how Joel from Risky Business turned out.

  • Just 1 More Thing says:

    @Just 1 More Thing Is the full title, “Early Decision: White Privilege and the Model Minority?”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This was fucking hilarious.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I didn’t find this particularly funny, but this had some great camera work, music and not-bad acting for a student production. Good job!

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