Russia can talk to the hand

Russia’s blazer is so last year

The U.S. and some of its allies have suspended Russia’s membership to the G8.  This is almost as big a deal as when Regina got kicked out of the Plastics. (New York Times)

The three parachuters who dove off the WTC Freedom Tower last September just surrendered to authorities.  Watching the video actually made our palms sweat. (New York Daily News)

We would let Oprah drop the f-bomb on us any day.  Actually. (USA Today)

And finally, Bwog presents: Adolf Fishler. (Gawker)

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