Overheard: Turnstile Bottleneck
Written by Bwog Staff
It’s tour season and one fellow Columbian started cracking wise at the Lerner turnstiles:
“What is this?”
“It’s a really long omelette line.”
The omelette might be worth the slowed traffic but some poor Barnardian won’t be able to enjoy a drink with her meal. A true tragedy.
Tags: ferris omelettes have so much potential and yet still manage to disappoint consistently, Lerner turnstiles are usually pretty efficient but that stupid revovlving door on the street side has got to go, overheard, that bottle look really high quality too, we don't abuse tours enough here perhaps out of fear of some sort of retribution we should be screwing with the potential prefrosh substantially