James Franco story = nausea

Bwoglines is a roller coaster of emotion today

Job growth remains steady, with employers adding thousands of positions in March. Now if only employers would add thousands of generously paid internships. (USA Today)

Columbia’s Earth Observatory predicts more depressing news. At least most of us will be dead by 2100. (Salon)

A savvy Scottish teen got hit on by James Franco, and she turned him away. But not before securing a picture of Franco holding a piece of paper with her name on it. She got hers. (Metro)

Could losing weight really be as easy as opening your blinds? It probably doesn’t matter anyway…We’ll still be buried in the windowless depths of Butler. (Science Recorder)

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