“Before I Die…,” the thought-provoking art installment that appeared at Columbia for some time last week, elicited sentence-completing thoughts that ranged from deep to inspiring to ridiculous to annoying (looking at you, kid who wants to turn into a penguin). The concept left a lot of room for different interpretations, so we created a list of some of our favorite finishes (insert dirty joke here).

  • Most Open To Interpretation: get shafted
  • Most “Taking Lit Hum Too Seriously”: strive to seek and not to yield
  • Most Attainable: go commando
  • Most Trying To Be Funny: building a jump-roping penguin robot
  • Most Into the Wild: Sell all my things
  • Most Worthy of a Youtube Video: see a triple rainbow
  • Highest: see a triple rainbow
  • Most Pre-Med: save a life
  • Most Game of Throne: finish GoT
  • Sleaziest: Gold Dig
  • Most Marxian: destroy inequality
  • Most Dante: turn the world upside down
  • Most Possible on Acid: turn into a pigeon
  • Most Close in Physical Proximity: win a Pulitzer
  • Most Edgysee a ghost