Unless your professor is a heartless grinch, YOU’RE DONE! Get outta here! Go home!
Bwogline: Jay-Z and Solange have worked it out. Now all our worries are really gone. (NYDailyNews)
Finals Tip: Always write “Have a nice summer :)” at the end of your exams. It subliminally makes your T.A. think “Wow, what a nice person, I should go easy on them.”
Procrastinate: Cute animals in nice clothes. What could be nicer?
Overheard:
two guys pass by butler:
guy 1: I’ve had SO much sex since coming here!!
guy 2: [laughs]
guy 2: you can’t be serious…
guy 1: no, it’s true
Heartwarming.
Guy flying home via Wikimedia