It’s the first day of finals and if you needed us to tell you that, you’re probably in some pretty deep shit already. Peel your nose our of your pile of books, stop hyperventilating, and get ready to go completely fail and cry all over ace that first final.

Bwog just wants cuddles

Bwogline: By the end of the year, a 3D printer for makeup will be on the market. If you’ve never been able to find the color that suits you just right — “finals zombie violet” or “haven’t slept sickly pink” — you’d better look into pre-ordering. (TechCrunch)

Finals Tip: Practice passing out on command for a way out of tricky testing situations. Struggling with your econ final? There’s no way you’ll have to finish it if you’re unconscious on the ground!

Procrastinate: If you’ve ever wondered how good you are at pooping (and don’t pretend like you haven’t), look no further. (Buzzfeed)

Music: Today, our playlist is Lit Hum and CC themed and features Slow Club, the Mountain Goats, and some more of the Mountain Goats. Guys, it’s hard finding songs with Euripides references, okay.

Overheard: Girl on Broadway: “yeah it was so much fun and then we just vomited everywhere.” Worrisome.

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