Anyone who visits Tea Magic will notice these two weird signs on the counter, alarming and urgent in the way zoo signs can say, “DO NOT feed the lions!!” The signs have been there for a while. So what exactly happens if you do speak to the tea specialist…?
We asked three different Tea Magic employees what the signs were all about. Each one would immediately look embarrassed and say that they had no idea. “Just — just ignore them,” one employee laughed nervously. The signs had been there before they began working at Tea Magic and they hadn’t been primed on their meaning.
Tea Mystery.
Aggressive signage via Yelp
6 Comments
@Tea Specialist Don’t talk to me.
@Anonymous No. Don’t ask a question, fail to find an answer, and then make a post about it. Unless it’s something like “Will NoCo still be the best library in 50 years”. Investigate, or keep the non-answer to yourself. Thank you for your time.
@srsly take a chill pill
@Anonymous I ain’t even mad though
@Other Anon Sometimes you have to embrace the mystery.
It’s not like someone’s gonna suffer ’cause they didn’t figure it out.
(Protip: In case the authors sincerely don’t get it, perhaps by never working with the Public… the Public can be kinda grabby and pushy. A little cushion against that? Not the worst thing ever.
Hell, who here wouldn’t want to put up a sign saying ‘don’t talk to me while I’m working, talk to that other person who’ll tell me what you said’, once in a while? )
@Anonymous Asians: extraterrestrials walking among us