Like us, you probably harbor a burning hatred for the Columbia Business School. Perhaps it’s because they dare claim a building on campus so we have to look at them as they go to class. Perhaps it’s because of that ridiculous sculpture out front, a testament to their lack of culture and also to how they all suck. Perhaps it’s just because of their stupid, hirable faces. It’s hard to say why exactly. There are so many good reasons.
So it took us by surprise to find this song on Buzzfeed, a feminist parody Of “All About That Bass” (mildly NSFW):
Relevant, inspiring, and catchy lyrics? Yes. Crazy good green-screen effects? Check. All-around amazing? Absolutely!
Created by MBA students at the Columbia B School?
Mayyyyyyyyyyyybe…
Did we misjudge them? Or were we right all along and our totally reasonable disgust inspired them to do better!
Keep it up Columbia! Man, the B school is so the worst.
9 Comments
@This video is sexist. Just another reason the male Sexodus movement is in full swing.
@Ugh You must be fun at parties.
@Nunya Fah KingBizness The business school is awesome. Underclassman smell. This video is amazing. #HiHaters
@CC '10 & CBS '16 I’m torn.
@In Pain My God that was painful to watch.
@CC '10 Back when the news of Manhattanville expansion was fresh, someone showed up to a protest with a sign that said “MOVE THE BUSINESS SCHOOL FARTHER AWAY.” Good times.
@*vom* corporate feminism at its finest.
@Anonymous Is it me, or does putting “Corporate” in front of anything good ruin the good part?
Let’s see: “Corporate Ice-Cream”. Nope, not just me.
@Anonymous So some of the plutocrats got girl-parts. Meh.